Author: Nathan Walker

OSMEU = MOUSE

RAEPO = OPERA

GUEOHN = ENOUGH

SGPSIO = GOSSIP

Cartoon Answer:

WHEN IT CAME TO BEING A LEAD SINGER, DIANA ROSS WAS – – –

ME R EU SP = SUPREME

SOLFS = FLOSS

FGEAF = GAFFE

NEDLAT = DENTAL

VACRIA = CAVIAR

Cartoon Answer:

THE METEOROLOGIST BOUGHT A NEW FISHING POLE – – –

OS GF NTA CIR = FOR CASTING

TAAEB = ABATE

NRTDE = TREND

SODETM = MODEST

SRTSES = STRESS

Cartoon Answer:

WITH PHONES THAT HAVE GPS MAPS, EVEN PEOPLE FROM OUT OF TOWN CAN BE – – –

AT TRE MET RSS = STREET SMART

NUAAS = SAUNA

SHKIW = WHISK

MBTGIA = GAMBIT

DCIPTE = DEPICT

Cartoon Answer:

WHEN THEY OFFERED HER DISCOUNTED ADVERTISING ON THE NEW BILLBOARD, SHE SAID – – –

UN IS GM EP = SIGN ME UP

PLESL = SPELL

LKUSL = SKULL

TWREET = WETTER

BEAOAM = AMOEBA

Cartoon Answer:

THE COSMETOLOGY STUDENT MISSED HER EXAM AND WOULD NEED TO TAKE A – – –

PE SKU TTE AM = MAKEUP TEST

MUHPT = THUMP

NATIG = GIANT

SEGDIT = DIGEST

OLEFWL = FELLOW

Cartoon Answer:

WHEN THEIR KIDS AND PETS CRAWLED INTO BED WITH THEM, THEY WERE ABLE TO – – –

THP GI EST EL = SLEEP TIGHT

SOELNS = LESSON

ACLENC = CANCEL

DYLGLA = GLADLY

EPXMTE = EXEMPT

KEOSNP = SPOKEN

RUJYIN = INJURY

Cartoon Answer:

TO GET THEIR CELLO-PLAYING DAUGHTER INTO JUILLIARD, THE RICH ALUMS – – –

LSS NEL GD EMT SPO IUR = PULLED SOME STRINGS

WRLTA = TRAWL

ROSVA = SAVOR

ONLDEO = NOODLE

RISPLA = SPIRAL

Cartoon Answer:

THE RETIRED QUARTERBACK HAD KEPT THAT GAME BALL FOR 40 YEARS UNTIL DECIDING TO – – –

TW SA NOD SPI = PASS IT DOWN

RFMOU = FORUM

CUJIE = JUICE

LTIVEY = LEVITY

RFSIAA = SAFARI

Cartoon Answer:

WHEN STEPHEN KING’S STORY BECAME A FILM STARRING SISSY SPACEK, IT WAS A – – –

ORM ICE EV SARI = “SCARRIE” MOVIE

DYSAL = SADLY

SRMTU = STRUM

NRUIPT = TURNIP

CITNEE = ENTICE

Cartoon Answer:

THE GHOST DIDN’T GET ALONG WELL WITH OTHERS BECAUSE HE WAS – – –

SAD TRM NIP EIE = MEAN-SPIRITED